Pay attention to what you say!

G as guest

R as receptionist

the guests are a couple.

G: Good evening!

R: Good evening Madame. (smile)

G:  We are looking to eat some snacks, something simple nearby, could you reccomend  us anything?

R:  Yes, sure! Do you know "crepes" (sound like crap)? There is a good "crepes" (crap) restaurant near the hotel if you want i can show you on the map how to get there!

The guests (a couple) look at me in very strange way saying: "Crap"? 

and me: "Yes crepes (crap)! It is very good!

At that moment, i understood the misunderstanding and so i wrote on a piece of paper "CREPES".

G: Aahhhh, CREPES, not "crap"...

R: Yes, CREPES!

The lady, in the general funny situation, laughs and tell me that they were looking for something different but thanks me for the crap (CREPES) suggestion, that they should have taken in consideration maybe for another day. 

G: Bye! (laughing)

R: Bye have a nice night (laughing too)!

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